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the Temple of sorcerous arts

I do not work with clients under the age of 21 because I primarily cater to adult entertainers. Thank you for being a friend and leaving this site if you’re under 21!

Divination & Consultations

As an accomplished seer-sorceress with 15+ years of experience under my belt, divination is an integral part of my professional and personal magical practices. Regardless of how you slice it, or the tools you use, or what your theories + paradigms for approaching it are, divination is about clarity before action.

You divine to have a better understanding of your inner landscape so that you know what to focus on with healing tools, such as therapy. You divine to see what you cannot see because your perspective as an individual is too narrow and limited in a regular state of waking consciousness. You divine to make more effective use of your time, energy, and attention when setting up boundaries in your personal relationships, when it comes to crafting ritual, or building relationships with the presences and intelligences that occupy the world around you. Divination encourages you to surrender the rigidity and fear that comes with constantly needing to feel in control in your life, or to never really learn to see life at all because it’s scary to you to take in the world with eyes wide open.

Divination is, at its best, empowering because knowledge is power - and knowledge creates opportunity to act in the direction of your preferred outcome, even when life has dealt you the shittiest of hands.

The advantage of hiring a professional diviner is that - unlike you to yourself - I have no real incentive to lie to you, or to distort the patterns and circumstances I see laid forth in my tools. In fact, I have the opposite incentive: the more specific, clear, and truthful I am with you, the more likely I am to get repeat business, because you know you can trust my sight and thus act on it in the way that best serves your own agenda. Additionally, divination doesn’t happen in a vacuum - it takes not only time and mechanical familiarity with the tools I use for different purposes, but it also relies on relationships with the presences, intelligences, and spirits of the world around us. Because of my pre-existing relationships, I am more readily able to access information, spaces, and perspectives that would not be immediately available to you, or that you might not want to do the work to build.

PSYCHIC ESPRESSO (EMAIL READING) - $20 USD per question

A Psychic Espresso Is Right For You If…

  • You’re looking for concrete, actionable information, not psychological or emotional insight, per se.

  • You have a clear + specific question(s) about a practical choice or decision you have to make in your life.

What Does It Do + What Are The Details? A Psychic Espresso is a quick, sharp, and snappy practical reading (using Tarot cards, playing cards, etc.) that gives you insight into your current trajectory & circumstances in order to help you choose between potential action steps, or to provide an answer to a simple yes/no question with some contextualising details. This is an excellent option for people new to divination who are looking for actionable insight, rather than vague platitudes and fluffy affirmations. You will receive a PDF report via email within 7 business days of me receiving your question.

Do You Guarantee Results? No, I categorically do not. Any magical practitioner who offers you up a fixed-percentage guarantee or accuracy of any sort on their services, however skilled and gifted they actually are, is an unethical creep. You are responsible for you and for what you do with the information I put forth - it is my subjective, outside of opinion, and I make no representation of certifications or authority I don’t have.

In some states, I’m required to state that my services are ‘entertainment only’ - which I will state to comply with the law. However, I operate in full faith and devotion, and take my responsibilities to the well-being, privacy, and comfort of my clients seriously. I also go to lengths to be mindful of how I market and discuss my services so as to not agitate people’s pain points or triggers - please do not book a service with me if you are experiencing FOMO, or feel coerced, pressured, or pained into giving me your money.

You can read more about my testimonials + prior results here.

How Do I Book A Consultation?
Click the button below to be taken to Paypal to pay for your consultation. You should be redirected to a page to submit your information — if not, please go here. Once you have completed this form and I have received it, you will hear back from me within 4-6 business days. If for any reason I feel I cannot complete your request, I will inform you in a timely fashion and refund you fully. However, I do not offer refunds for services already rendered for any reason.


 

PROFESSIONAL MAGICAL CONSULTATION - $100 USD

A Magical Consultation Is Right For You If…

  • You’re taking consistent, practical steps towards your goal - with or without magical assistance.

  • You understand magic is about increasing your opportunities and playing with your probabilities, not an instant, cure-all bandaid.

  • You see the benefit of magic, but you can’t (or don’t want to) invest the time, resources, and money to fully DIY the rewards.

  • You’re in a healthy, generative relationship with your mental health - you comply with and are currently supported by the appropriate professionals when necessary.

What Does It Do + What Are The Details? A Professional Magical Consultation is a map of the mundane + magical conditions around your life and specific goal/focus. Like a map, it helps you see if using magic to get from Point A to Point B is possible, and if so, the best way to go about it. I will make a suggestion as to what sorcerous service package(s) are right for you, practional insight on moving your situation forward, as well as providing some DIY instructions to help get the ball moving. You will receive a PDF report via email within 4-6 business days of receiving your questionnaire form.

Do You Guarantee Results? No, I categorically do not. Any magical practitioner who offers you up a fixed-percentage guarantee or accuracy of any sort on their services, however skilled and gifted they actually are, is an unethical creep. You are responsible for you and for what you do with the information I put forth - it is my subjective, outside of opinion, and I make no representation of certifications or authority I don’t have.

In some states, I’m required to state that my services are entertainment and curio only. However, I operate in full faith and devotion, and take my responsibilities to the well-being, privacy, and comfort of my clients seriously. I also go to lengths to be mindful of how I market and discuss my services so as to not agitate people’s pain points or triggers - please do not book a service with me if you are experiencing FOMO, or feel coerced, pressured, stirred into desperation, or pained into giving me your money.

You can read more about my testimonials + prior results here.

How Do I Book A Consultation?
Click the button below to be taken to Paypal to pay for your consultation. You should be redirected to a page to submit your information — if not, please go here. Once you have completed this form and I have received it, you will hear back from me within 4-6 business days. If for any reason I feel I cannot complete your request, I will inform you in a timely fashion and refund you fully. However, I do not offer refunds for services already rendered for any reason.

 

sorceress for hire

I am a sorceress who specialises in serving the business & personal needs of sex workers, adult entertainers, strippers, exotic dancers, models, escorts & high class companions, sugar babies, dommes, dominatrixes, phone sex operators, cam girls, porn stars, etc. If you’re in the adult entertainment business - behind the scenes or center stage - I’m the pro-hoe, pro sorceress for you. (If you’re not an adult entertainer but you support SW/AE rights, my services can also be adjusted to serve your needs.)

As a psychological & financial dominatrix and sugar queen with almost 10 years on and off in the adult industry, I was surprised to discover that there are virtually no spiritual workers - outside of the usual New Age-y healer fare (that’s not an insult, just a description!) - who cater to the sorcerous and spiritual needs of witchy whores world over outside of an oil here and a candle kit there. Which, one: shocking, because witchcraft and magic are the birthright of those of us who have been pushed to the margins of genteel society, and two: also shocking, because sex work was a sacred vocation long before it ever encountered the ire of Puritanism, the wretches of crapitalism, and the oppressive regime of slut-shaming patriarchy.

Sorcery, when done right and executed on well, allows you to manipulate the probabilities that surround you in order to move and shape life’s mayhem in a way that moves you closer to your preferred outcome and goals. While you certainly could spend hundreds of hours mastering the craft yourself (you may already be an accomplished practitioner on your own), odds are that’s not an efficient use of your time, energy, or attention.

My offerings represent the traditional enticement of my peers & predecessors worldover - the opportunity to engineer an edge - with the added layer of having an expert who understands some of the unique challenges of being in adult entertainment. By hiring a professional who is skilled at sorcery but understands adult entertainment, not only am I able to engineer much more through and complete solutions to your particular problems or goals, but you benefit from over 10+ years and multiple traditions worth of experience + knowledge, all while maintaining your confidentiality + security.

All of the rewards with virtually none of the mess, trips to odd stores, wasted efforts, or need to hide an altar or tools from prying eyes.

WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HIRE ME

I currently only offer pre-set packages, designed around specific focuses and needs, but are adjusted based on your specific situation. Each case includes the following:

  • Any divination or other intelligence gathering required to execute on your work.

  • A PDF report with photos of the work done on your behalf, and a brief synopsis of what took place.

  • A PDF divination report with insight + information into actionable, practical steps you can take to support the working(s)

  • A 30 and 90-day check-in from me to see how things are going.

  • Instructions for any tool(s) or ritual(s) prescribed to you by me or my spirits to support the work done on your behalf.

  • When applicable, discreet packaging + Priority Flat Rate shipping for domestic orders (international shipping is extra + billed separately, and does not include customs fees)

SERVICE PACKAGES

  • The Queen of Sheba - This service is an all-star business booster that targets 1-3 specific areas of your current business for improvement. By narrowing our focus vs. doing a generic business boosting or money spell, we will sweeten up your TEA (time, energy, and attention) and maximize your return on investment when it comes to your offerings and day-to-day action plan.

  • Command Ya Coin - Do you struggle to command your personal or business finances with the same authority & confidence you have with your clients? Does it feel like as soon as money comes in, it goes out again - or mysteriously disappears? Command Ya Coin is designed to strengthen and improve your relationship with money, as well as helping you adjust your beliefs, habits, and perspective so that you can make it rain on yourself, and tighten up any leaks where .

  • Glam, Bam, Thank Ya Ma'am - To quote Deb Castellano, “Glamour is the art of taking what makes you exciting and interesting to others and using it as leverage in accomplishing your Great Work.” If you’ve been struggling with your branding or personal image, being (safely) visible to the right clients + opportunities, or generally looking for a boost and shift in how you relate to your body and style, this package is for you. It’s a great complement before you go on an important shoot, tour, or have new photos taken.

  • Hot Hot Honeypot - Sweet and fiery keeps the coffers filled and babes in luxury. Drawing on the container magic tradition of Southern Conjure & Hoodoo, I will construct a dominating + controlling sweetening honey jar to help you gain the upper hand and make your target more amenable and pliable to your wishes. Whether you’re a dominatrix who wants to add a new + exciting dimension of play to your relationship with a long-term sub, a sugar baby with a daddy who is being salty, or an escort with a long-term client who is being a dick or refusing to give you what he promised, this service can help get your target in line and back to kissing your feet.

  • Strip It All Off - Can’t shake those funky, not-so-fresh feelings after an overnight appointment or a long tour? Strip It All Off is cleansing and clearing meant to cut away any lingering energetic dust bunnies, crossed conditions, or spiritual greasy fingerprints on your aura you’ve picked up while on the road or while doing your thing. Designed to help you come back into spiritual, mental, and physical homeostasis, Strip It All Off also strengthens your luck and opens the road for new opportunities and good fortune to flow back to you once the yck has been nixed.

  • I Made That Witch Famous - All the glitz, glam, and attention without trouble from problem clients and protection from LEOs - I Made That Witch Famous is geared at amplifying your online presence, notoriety, and marketing efforts. Whether you’re a Slixa girl or a NiteFlirt cutie, this service will help you shine like the diamond that you are…and bring home the money to adorn yourself with ‘em, too.

  • Pig Pen Zen - If you’re on the front lines and dealing with clients face-to-face - in a club, at the dungeon, or on a date - sometimes screening isn’t enough to rule out the Creepy Kens and Shitty Steves. Whether they’re belittling and disrespectful, handsy and horrifying, or just downright disgusting and rude, dealing with unseemly sorts can rain on your parade and feel like a demoralising pile of shit. Pig Pen Zen is designed to support your screening and application process(es) by helping keep gross clients at bay and great ones always on the way by amplifying your protection and making you less visible to problems + bad fits without dimming your shine.


HOW PAYMENT WORKS

First and foremost, I want to be clear what any exchange of dollars is going towards, and how I do pricing.

The cost of working with me is $666 for one package, $1500 if you book three packages.

When money exchanges hands upfront, it is for the cost of supplies, my expertise in divination, and time + experience — although my results speak for themselves, they’re not what you’re paying for. I ask people to book a Professional Magical Consultation beforehand to make sure that magic is indeed a workable solution for you and that neither you nor I waste our time, resources, or energy. However, this is optional.

Additionally, I ask that if you earn money from my sorcerous works - and you feel that my magic had a part in influencing that success - that you consider tipping me based on your return on investment within the first 90 days after your spellwork has been completed, since 90 days is the rule-of-thumb window for determining if magic ‘worked’. This, however, is optional - don’t worry about any negative actions, etc., being taken if you make money and opt to not share the love.

Here are my suggested commission/tip rates — based on the amount in gross sales/income above your regular income:

  • $1,000 - $25,000 - 5% commission

  • $25,001 - $100,000 - 10% commission

  • $100,001+ - 15% commission

So, if you make an extra $1,000, my commission would be $50. If you make an extra $30,000, my commission would be $3,000. If you make less than an $1,000, my commission would be $0. I do not require a client contract for anything other than my cost of materials and time, which is constituted by your digital signature and agreement on my intake form. Because of this, I take very few clients, and I trust that you will be attentive + thoughtful, and compensate me as is fair to both of us for my labor, your labor, and the results my labor yields you.


HOW TO HIRE ME

Once you’ve hired me, and I’m a good fit for your case, you will then be asked or directed to fill out a questionnaire to tell me more about your situation + needs. This will include questions about you, your target/target audience, your familiarity with magic + willingness/ability to take hands-on magical steps, any important deadlines, allergies, pets, local geography, and any objections or desires you have around working with specific tools and paradigms (for example: I am a Luciferian Demonolatress, but you may not feel comfortable working with the Demonic Divine.) This questionnaire is sent to my end-to-end, military-grade encrypted email service, and will only be seen by myself or my assistant — and is the email through which I do all of my communication & consulting for professional sorcery. Please allow up to 4-6 business days for a response.

Once I’ve received your questionnaire, I will let you know what the expected timeline is + provide you with a list of personal links (such as photos, signatures, etc.) or other objects I need from you (for example, if I’m making a talisman for you, I will provide instructions for sending me a piece of jewelry if you have a specific one you’d like me to use, etc.) to complete your work. Your sorcery will go on my calendar, and once it’s completed, you will receive your documentation and any item(s) that need to be mailed to you will be placed in the mail to the address you specified along with a tracking number.

If you have any questions, feel free to email me directly at missthana@pm.me - and you can read more about my testimonials + prior results here.

Payment is processed and accepted via Paypal. Alternative payment can be arranged.

Book your PROFESSIONAL MAGICAL CONSULTATION NOW

 


THINGS TO REMEMBER BEFORE HIRING ME...

  • First comes the working, then comes the work. If you are unwilling or unable to take substantive, mundane + practical action towards your goals and expect the magic to do everything for you, please do not hire me.

  • I reserve the right to refuse requests for any reason, with or without explanation, including lack of ability to invest time + energy into doing the task well or ethical conflicts or spiritual prohibitions I may have. The latter happens on an infrequent basis, but it’s important to note.

  • By law, I’m required to state that my services and products are presented as curio and entertainment only. I operate in full faith and devotion, and take my responsibilities to the well-being, privacy, and comfort of my clients seriously.

  • I go to lengths to be mindful of how I market and discuss my services so as to not agitate people’s pain points or triggers - please do not book a service with me if you are experiencing FOMO, or feel coerced, pressured, stirred into desperation, or pained into giving me your money.

 
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“God is Change
And hidden within Change
Is surprise, delight,
Confusion, pain,
Discovery, loss,
Opportunity, and growth.
As always,
God exists
To shape
And to be shaped.”

- Octavia Butler, The Book of the Living
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