Playing Card Reading
Playing Card Reading
This is a Pay What Works For You service, meaning you can choose the price that works best for you.
AVAILABILITY + TURNAROUND: Currently Available | Turnaround Time: 7-10 days
INSTRUCTIONS: Once you’ve paid for your reading, you need to fill out a questionnaire so I can get your information and questions. Please click here to fill out the form so I can complete your service.
General Divination // Playing Card Reading
>> WHAT YOU GET: A snappy and sharp consultation that gives you a snapshot of your current trajectory to help you choose between potential action steps or answer a simple yes/no question. This reading may also be conducted with Lenormand, Sibilla, Baraja Español, or similar small card oracle system to the same effect.
>> WHO IT’S IDEAL FOR: This service is ideal for you if you want a second, objective opinion on the results of a divination you’ve done for yourself, or you already have potential courses of action available and need insight into making a productive decision. It’s also an excellent option for people new to divination, have a simple question that doesn’t require a lot of context or nuance.
>> WHO IT’S *NOT* IDEAL FOR: This service is not ideal for you if you want to play Test The Psychic, you have a question requiring serious medical or financial advice I am unqualified to give, or are unprepared to know the answer to your question. Please don’t book this service if you’re experiencing any feelings of FOMO, coercion, fear, or anxiety.
DO I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING?
Yes and no! I will do all of the work of performing the ceremonies and consultations, but you are responsible for taking action (or not) on the information that comes through for you and following up on any homework or ritual actions that I recommend or prescribe. If you book a Seidhr consultation or set of consultations, you will be expected to put in the daily offerings and practices I recommend in order to get the most out of our work together.
The only thing I need from you is a wee bit of personal information (the name, birth date, and birth place of you + anyone else involved in the situation, preferably) and your chosen question or topic of interest. This information is not optional as it impacts the efficacy of my work, but I take pains to keep this information private and secure, and it will be securely + safely discarded after your consultation is rendered.
DO YOU GUARANTEE RESULTS? WHAT CAN I EXPECT?
No, I categorically do not. Any magical practitioner who offers you up a fixed-percentage guarantee or accuracy of any sort on their services, however skilled and gifted they actually are, is an unethical creep.
If you book a divination that has projective/predictive aspects to it, those aspects will be limited to no more than 3-6 months from the date of divination in order to ensure greater precision on my part, but what you do with that information is entirely up to you as a consultation represents my subjective, outside opinion(s). You are responsible for you. Seidr clients should know that if results or movement - which might be quite mundane - aren’t seen within 3-6 months, work might need to be revisited or reassessed. Many, but not all, of my clients see movement within 60-90 days of a working with me, whether it be for Seidhr or for other types of divination.
In some states, I’m required to state that my services are ‘entertainment only’ - which I will state to comply with the law. However, I operate in full faith and devotion, and take my responsibilities to the well-being, privacy, and comfort of my clients seriously. I consider magic to be like any other creative endeavor or labor in that it might not always yield the fruit I’m seeking, even if I put in the time and the effort. When you book time with me for a Seidr consultation, you are not paying for results, but rather the body of wisdom, the labor of assembling ritual, and the tools and ingredients that go into that performance.
Because of this, I do not offer refunds for services already rendered, and I also go to lengths to be mindful of how I market and discuss my services so as to not agitate people’s pain points or triggers.