Purchasing this digital gift card creates a unique code. The gift card recipient can enter this code at checkout to subtract the gift card value from their order total. This gift card never expires and will be delivered to the email address of your choosing, so enter that information carefully.
WHAT DOES THIS GIFT CARD COVER?
Any products or services available in my Boutique
Services listed elsewhere on deathsexandtaxes.com, at the discretion of Alexis.
WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO START OFFERING GIFT CARDS?
Because my love languages are Gifts and Acts of Service, so I figured I’d apply + extend that to my business as well!
WHO IS THIS OFFERING IDEAL FOR?
Anyone who wants to give their Internet Certified Archnemesis a glimpse into why they ain’t shit, or what a future looks like in which you defeat them and feast on their tears + soul.
Or, you know, because you want your sister to have a Tarot reading for Christmas. Either/or. I’m flexible.
DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING?
Nope! I will do all of the work. Unless you’d like to print out your unique code and put it in an envelope with one of my postcard prints and present it to your intended that way. Or maybe make a paper plane with to try to put out your Archnemesis’ eye before they buy or book something in the Boutique.
DO YOU GUARANTEE RESULTS? WHAT CAN I EXPECT?
Nope! And any magical practitioner who offers you up a fixed-percentage guarantee of any sort on their services is an unethical creep. I advise my clients that with most magical and spiritual services, that if results or movement - which might be quite mundane - aren’t seen within 3-6 months, work might need to be revisited or reassessed. Many, but not all, of my clients see movement within 60-90 days of a working with me.
In some states, I’m required to state that my services are ‘entertainment only’ - which I will state to comply with the law. However, I operate in full faith and devotion, and take my responsibilities to the well-being, privacy, and comfort of my clients seriously.
I consider magic to be like any other creative endeavor or labor in that it might not always yield the fruit I’m seeking, even if I put in the time and the effort. When you book time with me for a magical service, you are not paying for results, but rather the body of wisdom, the labor of assembling ritual, and the tools and ingredients that go into that performance.
Because of this, I do not offer refunds for services already rendered or gift cards delivered, and I also go to lengths to be mindful of how I market and discuss my services so as to not agitate people’s pain points or triggers.
Ritual tools should help create ease and access to peace of mind, not stress folx out, so I want to create an environment where these are the feelings fostered. If you are feeling coerced, manipulated, experiencing FOMO vibes, or similar forms of distress, please do not book this service.
DO YOU HAVE ANY TESTIMONIALS?
Sure do, babe.
(Babe is gender neutral, anyone can be one!)
Click here to read additional testimonials from my clients.