Fortune Tea - Same Day Divination

Fortune Tea - Same Day Divination

from 50.00

This is a Pay What Works For You service, meaning you can choose the price that works best for you.

>> PLEASE NOTE: Report is delivered in PDF form via email, and you will receive your report within 24-48 business hours, based on my availability which is shared on social media. Once you’ve paid for your reading, you need to fill out a questionnaire so I can get your information and questions.

Please click here to fill out the form with your information + question(s) so I can complete your service * AFTER * you have paid.

Pay What Works For You:

Fortune Tea Divination - OVERVIEW

>> WHAT YOU GET: Have a pressing question you’d like answered straight away? Can’t wait for a response? Fortune Tea allows you to book one of my general divination services - Playing Card or Tarot Card reading - rather than my standard 10-14 day turnaround.

This service is ideal for you if you have a clear, pressing question, you’re a former client who has worked with me before and know my process, or you’re looking for a second-hand opinion to make an unexpected decision.

>> WHO IT’S *NOT* IDEAL FOR: This service is not ideal for you if you want to play Test The Psychic, you have a question requiring serious medical or financial advice I am unqualified to give, or are unprepared to know the answer to your question. Please don’t book this service if you’re experiencing any feelings of FOMO, coercion, fear, or anxiety.

What Type Of Reading Should I Get?

A Playing Card Reading is the right fit for you…

  • If You Want: A snappy and sharp consultation that gives you a snapshot of your current trajectory to help you choose between potential action steps or answer a simple yes/no question. This reading may also be conducted with Lenormand, Sibilla, Baraja Español, or similar small card oracle system to the same effect.

  • And You Have: A desire to get a second, objective opinion on the results of a divination you’ve done for yourself, or you already have potential courses of action available and need insight into making a productive decision. This is also an excellent option for people new to divination, or you have a simple question that doesn’t require a lot of context or nuance and could be answered with a yes/no response.

A Tarot Reading is the right fit for you…

  • If You Want: An actionable, thorough, and specific assessment of your situation or question and the dynamics at play. You’ll not only get a snapshot of what’s going on in the bigger picture, but guidance from your guides + guardians in spirit, and me, of course, on how to best proceed.

  • And You Have: A general question that can’t be reduced to a simple yes/no answer.


Pay What Works For You is, admittedly, a bit of social justice business-and-money magic: it's a way for me to receive more abundance, by being more generous and flexible about how my services and intellectual property are paid for.

The way this works is that I decide on a range of prices that feel coherent + good to me and don’t leave me eating dirt, and I let you choose what works for you, based on your budget. That's it. That's all there is to it.

More people get access to my work without me overgiving, hurting myself, or diminishing the value of my efforts and labor, and I benefit because, well, I’m getting paid. This removes the shitty subjectivity and guilty feelings of ‘Pay What Feels Good/What You Can', and the subtle, classist judgments -and the wibbly-wobbly feelings of insecurity - baked into the idea of having people, ‘Pay What (They) Want' for my labor, which is particularly important as a Black woman whose labor is historically severely undervalued. This way, everyone has their needs or wants met, and no one is left feeling guilty, overburdened, or gross by their decision.

In an ideal world and economies, all exchange of goods and labor should feel and operate this way, and this is my small gesture for making that world a reality. You are free to borrow this idea and use it in your own business if you'd like.


Yes and no! I will do all of the work of performing the ceremonies and consultations, but you are responsible for taking action (or not) on the information that comes through for you and following up on any homework or ritual actions that I recommend or prescribe.

The only thing I need from you is a wee bit of personal information (the name, birth date, and birth place of you + anyone else involved in the situation, preferably) and your chosen question or topic of interest. This information is not optional as it impacts the efficacy of my work, but I take pains to keep this information private and secure, and it will be securely + safely discarded after your consultation is rendered.


No, I categorically do not. Any magical practitioner who offers you up a fixed-percentage guarantee or accuracy of any sort on their services, however skilled and gifted they actually are, is an unethical creep.

If you book a divination that has projective/predictive aspects to it, those aspects will be limited to no more than 3-6 months from the date of divination in order to ensure greater precision on my part, but what you do with that information is entirely up to you as a consultation represents my subjective, outside opinion(s). You are responsible for you. Seidr clients should know that if results or movement - which might be quite mundane - aren’t seen within 3-6 months, work might need to be revisited or reassessed. Many, but not all, of my clients see movement within 60-90 days of a working with me, whether it be for Seidhr or for other types of divination.

In some states, I’m required to state that my services are ‘entertainment only’ - which I will state to comply with the law. However, I operate in full faith and devotion, and take my responsibilities to the well-being, privacy, and comfort of my clients seriously. I consider magic to be like any other creative endeavor or labor in that it might not always yield the fruit I’m seeking, even if I put in the time and the effort. When you book time with me for a Seidr consultation, you are not paying for results, but rather the body of wisdom, the labor of assembling ritual, and the tools and ingredients that go into that performance.

Because of this, I do not offer refunds for services already rendered, and I also go to lengths to be mindful of how I market and discuss my services so as to not agitate people’s pain points or triggers.

You can read more about my testimonials + prior results here.